Sebastian Bach Wilson - a quiet and ambitious young man, albeit a highly distracted one.
Vern - close friend, a free spirit, and a part-time aspiring chiptune musician in search of a girlfriend and a carefree existence.
Nash - most esteemed ally, pontificator, instigator, and steampunk enthusiast (owns a pinball machine).
Victoria - lover of secrets; the bigger the better. Part-time cashier for the break season and looking to leave this small town behind for way bigger things.
Ms. Wilson - Sebastian's single mother; distant and seemingly docile. A former concert pianist. Likes cats, crafts, and television.
Schuburt, Vivaldi, Mahler, Berlioz - 4 Cats of Ms. Wilson.
Todd - childhood best friend of Sebastian and the former town "heart-throb." Feels like a big fish in a little pond. Visiting home for a short time from graduate school at a fancy pants university on the coast.
Bartz - the angriest gamer you've ever seen. part-time customer service associate, full-time a-hole.
Craig - the smarmy but goodhearted Big Boss at the Supermarket where Sebastian has been employed most of his adult (and adolescent) life.
George - local misanthrope and organizer of "game nights."
Rod - bike enthusiast and avid participant in "game nights."
Wesley - spectator extraordinaire, just likes to watch.
Big Jim - lesser manager at the Supermarket.
Missy - a girl who likes games more than some boys (and is often better).
Dorian - well liked a wise. transcends all cliques.
Audrey - "it" girl of the Supermarket bakery until she finishes beauty school.
Jacque - from France. Personable.